I am seriously about to die. I have a sore throat, cough, headache, dizziness, and to too it off my dumb tortacollis (idk how it’s spelled) is acting up:/ Chiropractor & doctor here I come!
Obama and Llamas
Brother: What do you think?
Me: I guess having a king and queen would be cool.. It'd be better than having Obama.
Brother: Did you just say having a king and queen is better than having a llama?
Me: No... Your dumb. I said O-B-A-M-A.
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID Yes.
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One Direction at the Grocery Store...
Paul: NIALL ....OMG SOMEBODY GET NIALL... HE'S SEEN ALL THE FOOD AND CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF.
Niall: IYFSWDAEKJBFKBIQWUGFIFKVA omnomnomnomnonmonmnmno
Liam: I've got to eat healthy. I'll get this apple. Wait its bruised..but I feel bad putting it back..it will never be enjoyed by someone... it must have a home !
Paul: ZAYN PUT THAT MAGAZINE DOWN....DEAR LORD WHY DID YOU RIP OUT ALL THE POSTERS OF YOURSELF
Harry: Hey Lou.. the price of this gum is....69 cents... tehehehehe
Louis: oh harry i've found the lube!!!
Liam: Wait.. there are more bruised apples... I can't just leave them here..that would be so sad
Paul: HARRY THAT IS A PUBLIC BATHROOM ... WHAT ARE YOU AND LOUIS DOING
Zayn: Do they sell mirrors here?
Louis: FUCK THEY DONT HAVE FUCKING YORKSHIRE TEA...WHAT IS THIS PLACE
Paul: LIAM PUT THOSE APPLES BACK. YOU CANT BUY EVERY. SINGLE. ONE
Liam: But they need a home
Paul: LOUIS YOU PROMISED NOT TO BE GAY IN PUBLIC TODAY..GET AWAY FROM HAROLD. DONT MAKE ME COUNT TO THREE
Paul: DAMMIT YOU GUYS ARE IMPOSSIBLE .... THATS IT .. HARRY IM TAKING AWAY YOUR CURLING IRON ... YOU"LL HAVE TO SHOW THE WORLD THE REAL HARRY STYLES
I want to go and hide in a small room where no one could ever find me.
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ihiccups: Thank you, random attractive guy, you just made my day. Random attractive guy :| I’m down with that :D
Danielle: I'm a dancer.
Eleanor: I'm a model
Emma: I'm a model too!
Me: Well, I can breathe.